Election Day - Let the Redistribution begin?

I felt I needed to do some ‘obligatory go vote’ post but, c’mon, who in the world doesn’t know we have a huge election going on tomorrow?

My only question is - Will we go to bed tomorrow knowing our new President or will this drag out?

At least we can all enjoy some redistribution tomorrow at one of the following locations in town:

Starbucks

Krispy Kreme

Ben and Jerry’s

Chick-fil-a

Of course, in this day and age of lawsuits left and right, it now appears you really don’t even need to vote to take advantage of the free stuff!

(*Editor’s note: Be sure to check for participating stores. May not be available in all areas and may be available only at specified times)